Jokes
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Santa goes for a movie…
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Bihari Babu...... |
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Santa and a friend are sitting
in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance
a cowboy. During the break the friend says to
Santa: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
Santa answers: "I do not believe that."
They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the
film.
It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together
the bottle of wine in a restaurant near the cinema.
Then the friend says: "I must confess that the bet was not fair. I
saw the film for the second time."
Then Santa replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time, but I did not
think that this fool rides into the cactus again."
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1. A Bihari after
coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
2. A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do
tho ticket dena,
the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari
says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
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| My Father..... |
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A haryanavi peasant came to the office
of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's
death. "The rate is RS. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told
him.
"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi.
"My father was 182 cms tall."
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kartar Singh's Sweater.... |
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Laloo Yadav......... |
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Mrs. Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater
for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a
note. The note said : ' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they
where too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right
hand pocket of the sweater . |
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A piece entitled ' In praise of Laloo
Yadav ' , says :
They have Hawala , We have Gowala ,
They have Hulla-Balloo , We have Laloo,
They have a Pouting P.M. , We have a Shouting C.M.,
They have a Beta , We have a Saala.
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