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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching,
he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya
baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi
hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko
kya pata"
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A
sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."
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A
sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
Salary
Expected
Sardarji
is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.
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Two
sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like
anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one
replied,
"I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you
afraid?"
First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my
finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished
and
asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I
have come for my
urine test."
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