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Once
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one
tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both
sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told
Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don't you sing some song" Banta
Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down
on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs
he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar
Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs
you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First
four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B" |
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Sardarji
went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete
disguise this time,
haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days,
saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied
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Santa
Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa
Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala
gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
Mrs
Banta Telephone ...
Mrs. Banta
Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes
going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What
is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than
half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number,"
replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
Cellular
Phone
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so
he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Having
lost his donkey Sardarji, got down
to his knees and thanked God.
A passerby saw this and asked,
"Your donkey is missing. What are you thanking God for?"
Sardarji replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too."
Train
Driver
A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto
the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers
were horrified at this. At the
next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar
and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to
budge.
The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one
person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that
person." The
sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot
started running towards the field when the train came very close.
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