Jokes

SMS Jokes

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Message : Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein
interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai \' So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what
do u expect for the salary ?\'
Software Engineer :\'Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye,
Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, aur kuch
naukar-chakar\'
Manager:\'Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas
hazzar rupye, Ek bada sa bunglow in
Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka
admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye\'
Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer :\' Majaak kyon kartey ho Sir !\'
Manager:\'Start kisney kiya tha!!!\'
                                                          From Manoj